Starvin’ Marvin

Conversation with an telephone operator of a portuguese ISP that I won’t say, but i will point.

(skipping the part where I was listening to advertisements for about 10 minutes while waiting)

me - Hello, I’m thinking to install your 2mbit Internet service but i would like some questions answered….
she - OK. I’ll try to answer your questions.
me - OK, I would like to know how much uplink bandwidth is avaible to me in this package.
she - That I don’t know… Do you have any more questions?
me - OK, but can you check it?
she - It’s not written here. Any more questions?
me - I see… Can you ask somebody?
she - No… Any more questions?
me- I only wanted to know that…
she - OK, in that case… If you don’t have any more questions… Have a nice day.

(hanging up)

Nice service, uh?